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To: wizzards wine who wrote (4746)7/14/1998 7:07:00 PM
From: Ms. X  Respond to of 34811
 
More silliness...

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station...

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency.
I think you should write . . . A Very Good Doctor.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . become Pen Pals to these men ?



To: wizzards wine who wrote (4746)7/14/1998 7:10:00 PM
From: Ms. X  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 34811
 
You know this never happened...

There are three blondes standing on an island.
Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a redhead and she swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a brunette. The brunette woman builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.