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To: Rambi who wrote (11471)7/18/1998 9:28:00 AM
From: Rambi  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 71178
 
Well, my dears. I don't know what came over me this morning. But I'm out of coffee and it's time to think about baseball games and gear up for another day of over 100 in the Texas sun. I'm turning into a leathery skinned, wizened old lady. But boy, do I keep a mean scorebook.
Have a great day. It was nice to see everyone.
I'll leave you with this sweet,little poem from the WOmen of SI thread. it does not of course reflect my personal views at all.
Subject: FW: Women are Wonderful

Women Are Wonderful

Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess
I have two mounds upon my bodice
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee
I can justify any shopping spree

Not to a barber, but a beauty salon
Can get a massage without a hard on
Can balance the checkbook,
Pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends
about the size of my ass

I always save money
by using coupons
Can admit to others
when I am wrong

Don't drive in circles
at any cost
So I don't have to admit
when I am lost
Don't act like I'm in
a timed marathon
Every time
I go to the john

Let me tell you men,
Listen to me boys
Those things in your pants
That you treat as toys
You love them more
then we ever will
We would rather suck
on a cold pickled dill

I spend two hours
preparing for a date
Only to find
you're two hours late
I don't watch movies
with lots of gore
Don't need instant replay
to remember the score

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch

I don't wear the same
underwear everyday
The food in my fridge
has no sign of decay
I don't go to Sears
To look at the tools
I don't cheat at poker
I follow the rules

I don't punch my friends
just to say "Hi"
and it's o.k.
for me to cry

I know all you men
Think that you're "IT"
But compared to a woman
You just ain't SHIT.

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To: Rambi who wrote (11471)7/19/1998 10:39:00 PM
From: JF Quinnelly  Respond to of 71178
 
I prefer a Don Imus comparison to a Jerry Springer, thank you very much. Weasel.