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Pastimes : BARDonics (comical interpretation and perspective) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Ga Bard who wrote (522)	7/19/1998 4:49:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 733

GARY, good one. Reminded me of this one. A guy was sitting at the bar when the bartender saw the man take out a roll of money bigger then the bartender ever saw before. Bartender just had to find out how this man came by this much money so he asked the man " How in the world did you get so much money?" The man responded "I gamble for a living." "Horse, dogs,what?" Asked the bartender. "No, just crazy things" repled the man," For instance I bet you $100 I can stand on the bar and pee in a shot glass with my eyes closed and get it all in the shot glass." " Thats a bet!" says the bartender. So the man gets up on the bar and starts to pee all over everything including the bartender. The man gets down from the bar and seeing he lost the bet hands the smiling bartender a $100 bill. The bartender is all smiles, then he sees the man laughing so hard he falls off the bar stool. "What are you laughing about",says the bartender, "you lost the bet!" "Yea" says the man, "but you see the guy over there by the pool table" "Yea," Says the bartender. "Well" says the man "before I came in here I bet that guy $1000 that I could pee all over the bar and the bartender and that you would be smiling after I did it."......PSN