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To: Ga Bard who wrote (528)	7/19/1998 5:51:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 733

Gary could be. Myself, marriage has been one of the best things I have ever done, IMHO have A GREAT WIFE. She puts up with all my sh*t and she is always there when I need her. I have really gotten the best of the deal in this marriage, IMHO......Now back to the jokes.... A 90 year old guy is walking by a lake when he hears, "Hi there" He looks down and sees a bullfrog. He picks it up and the frog says,"If you kiss me, I 'll turn in to a beautiful princess." The old guy unzips his bag and puts the frog inside. "What are you doing ?" says the frog. The old guy says," At my age I'd rather have a talking frog!".............PSN

To: Ga Bard who wrote (528)	7/19/1998 6:31:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 733

Two guys are playing golf trying to get in 18 holes in a hurry, but there are two terrible women golfers in front of them, hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go. The first guy says"why don't you go over and ask if we can play through." The second guy gets about half way there and turns around and comes back "Whats wrong?" asks the first guy. " One of them is my wife and the other one is my mistress!" The first guy says,"THAT COULD BE A PROBLEM! I will go ask if we can play through." He gets about half way there and turns back. "Whats wrong?" says the second guy. "Small world!" says the first guy........PSN