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Pastimes : BARDonics (comical interpretation and perspective) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Ga Bard who wrote (541)	7/19/1998 11:34:00 PM
From: Randi	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 733

A woman walks into a crowded bar and goes up to the bartender. She throws her right arm in the air above her head and says "Who'll buy me a beer?" Now, everyone around her gets totally grossed out because she has this awful hairy armpit. One drunk guy at the end of the bar says "Bartender, buy the ballerina a beer, and put it on my tab". Pretty soon, the woman is done with her beer. She raises her arm up again and shouts "Who'll buy me a beer?". Again, the drunk guy at the end of the bar says to the bartender "Bartender, get the ballerina another beer, and put it on my tab". Well, by this time, the bartender can't be silent anymore. He says " Mister, I don't know how well you can see, but that AIN'T no ballerina". "Aw heck", says the drunk, "Anybody who can lift their leg THAT high in the air has GOT to be a ballerina".