To: WR who wrote (20858 ) 7/20/1998 4:19:00 PM From: Rick Bullotta Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 31646
The 700 club? I can almost see the chicken little lunacy starting as I type...now how to make money off of them...<g> The alarmists are creating what may well amount to a self-fulfilling prophecy, not due to any actual Y2K-computer-related anomalies but due to dramatic shifts in investment patterns, runs on the banks to withdrawal cash, and other economic disturbances due to the fear and uncertainty associated with the issue. The gears are turning now...maybe I'll put an ad in the National Enquirer something like... MilleniCo is pleased to make available to the public, for the first time, a revolutionary new spray (developed for use by NASA) that will render all Y2K devices "bug free" using powerful ozone particles. Previously available only to the military, this product will eliminate the fear of machines malfunctioning and putting your life and the life of your family in jeopardy (as reported on TV, on the 700 Club, Larry King Live, the Today show, Dateline, and the ABC Nightly News). For no extra charge, we'll include a small travel dispenser that can be used on in your automobile, on elevators, on trains or airplanes, to give you the "bug-free" feeling wherever you go! Only $99.95, order today! Time is running out! But wait! There's more! If you order before June, 1999, we'll include, absolutely free, a pair of UV-956 radiation goggles that will protect your eyesight in the event of errant missiles or exploding nuclear plants. These goggles were developed for use by Pakistani scientists in observing atmospheric missile tests, and represent the "state of the art" in advanced anti-eye-melting technology. We'll also include, free to the first 10,000 customers, a water resistant polystyrene lockbox that can be used to bury all of your money and valuables in your backyard. The lockbox is available in your choice of five designer colors. But act today!