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To: sea_biscuit who wrote (1892)7/22/1998 5:16:00 PM
From: Senor VS  Respond to of 12475
 
Joke of the Day..

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for
seven days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him. He inquired of God,
"Where were you?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and
proudly pointed downwards through the clouds; "look son, look what
I'm making".

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "what is it?"

God replied, "it's another planet but I'm putting LIFE on it.
I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between
everything on it. For example, there's North America and South America. North America is going to be rich and South America is going to be poor, and the narrow bit joining them - that's going to be a hot spot. Now look over here. I've put a continent of whites in the north and another one of blacks in the south.

And then the archangel said, "and what's that place there?"

And God said, "ahhh, that's India - that's a very special place.
That's going to be the most glorious spot on earth; Beautiful
Mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, and an exquisite coast line.
These people here are going to be great brains and they're going
to be found traveling the world. They'll be playwrights and poets and singers and songwriters."

Michael the Archangel gasped in wonder and admiration but then
seeming startled proclaimed: "Hold on a second, what about the
BALANCE, you said there was going to be a balance."

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the neighbours I'm going
to give them.