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To: P.S.N. who wrote (553)	7/21/1998 10:18:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 733

The Arkansas Neighbor Sam had been in the computer business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Arkansas as far from humanity as possible. Now, Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, Sam was just finishing dinner when someone knocked on his door. He opened the door and there was a big, bearded man standing there. "Name's Lars... Your neighbor from four miles away...Having a party Saturday... thought you'd like to come." "Great," said Sam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem... after 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, as he starts to leave Lars stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." Sam says, "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again." Once again Lars turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too." "Now that's not a problem," says Sam, "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there ... by the way, what should I wear?" Lars stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us." ................PSN