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Non-Tech : All American Food Group(AAFG) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Loren S. who wrote (229)	7/23/1998 10:07:00 PM
From: WEBNATURAL	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 618

Since we have a fairly new CFO... CEO Party A CEO (and member of Forbes .000400!) throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool(shaped like a bagel), however, is filled with hungry alligators(us the stock holders). The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!" Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes. The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you." The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the he** pushed me in the pool!!"