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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (2928)	7/23/1998 6:50:00 PM
From: TEDennis	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 12810

Gosh ... this might be a double-double, after a blank post is poof'd. EDIT: Ooops ... sorry for interrupting the flow of the thread. After I saw this listed on the Hot Topics list and took the opportunity to grab the double-double, I went back and read what has been happening here. Geez. You guys aren't having any fun at all. But, I still get my double-double! TED

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (2928)	7/23/1998 7:34:00 PM
From: X Y Zebra	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12810

To counter my previous post, here is this.... There was a new complete battalion of soldiers that arrived in Vietnam, after a week, all the boys were feeling somehow anxious, as they had not been able to have any sex, further, they had not yet figured out how to buy a condom in the local pharmacy yet.... As time went on, and with it their own anxiety built up as no relief was in sight, they were getting anxious indeed. The sergeant, thought to himself he had to figure out a way, so he decided to go to the pharmacy and see if an idea would come his way. He approached the counter where there she sat, this beautiful and voluptuous Vietnamese girl.... Somehow our hero, gather the courage and shyly, pulled out his penis and laid it on the counter, and by it he also placed a silver dollar. The girl who was no dummy, quickly figured out what the sergeant wanted, picked up the dollar and gave the man a condom. Naturally, our friend went berserk, (and also had the time of his life at the local bordello). As he went back, barely slithering into the barracks, he explain to the troop his technique to purchase the highly desired condom. As a pack of wild wolves, the entire troop went to the pharmacy, and promptly gathered around the counter, promptly exposing themselves, and placing their corresponding silver dollar by their member. However, this time, the owner of the establishment was tending the place, as he saw all these soldiers expose before him in such fashion, he, with a smirk in his face, did the same thing as the rest, placed his own silver dollar and proudly said: ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' "The house wins".... and picked up all the silver dollars before him