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To: treetopflier who wrote (447)	7/24/1998 4:50:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

A guy starts to go in to a night club, only to be told no one is allowed in with out a tie. The guy asks the door man "any kind of tie do?" "Yes" answers the doorman" bow tie, neck tie, bolo, just so it's a tie". The guy goes back to his car and pulls out a pair of jumper cables and ties them around his neck in a bow tie, then walks back to the door. "Is this ok?" asks the guy of the doorman, "yeah" says the doorman "you can go in just don't start any thing!"..........PSN

To: treetopflier who wrote (447)	7/24/1998 4:56:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

A lawyer calls his client over seas and tells him his mother-in-law has just passed away in her sleep. The lawyer asks" should I order a burial, or a cremation?" The client responds," don't take any chances better do both!"...........PSN