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To: Gary Wisdom who wrote (54010)	7/24/1998 10:48:00 PM
From: stock bull	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 176387

Gary, I fail to understand what politics has to do with what happened in DC today. Maybe you can explain it to me. Stock Bull

To: Gary Wisdom who wrote (54010)	7/25/1998 11:37:00 AM
From: Dennis	Respond to of 176387

a little political humor, gg I printed that one. :o)

To: Gary Wisdom who wrote (54010)	7/25/1998 7:16:00 PM
From: Mohan Marette	Respond to of 176387

<OT>'Please divert you course 15 degrees to the north'- [Humor] Hi Gary: Glad to see your 'Wisdom' has a sense of humor.<gg> Source:Economic Times ===================================================================== GAGBAG Speeding ticket A man was driving home late one afternoon - driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red light on in his rear view mirror. He thinks: ''I can outrun this guy,'' so he revvs up and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway - 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy says: ''What the heck,'' and gives up. He pulls over to the kerb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says, ''Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go.'' The man thought for a moment and said, ''Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought it was him coming after me to give her back to me. The officer let him go. Govind Krishnan Kochi,Kerala,India ================================================================= Collision course A radio conversation: Caller: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Reply: Recommend that YOU divert your course 15 degrees South to avoid a collision. Caller: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course 15 degrees to the North. Reply: No. I say again, YOU divert your course. Caller: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. Divert your course NOW! Reply: This is a lighthouse... Your call. Sharmila Roy Calcutta,India ================================================================== If you want more go to: economictimes.com