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To: Senor VS who wrote (2012)	7/27/1998 1:30:00 PM
From: Mohan Marette	Respond to of 12475

Joke: A Rabbi, a Hindu and a Lawyer... Ravi: Good ones, now here is my contribution. ================================================================= A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas and are forced to stop at a farmer's house. The farmer says that there are only two extra beds, so one person will have to sleep in the barn. The Hindu says, "I'm humble, I will sleep in the barn." So, he goes out to the barn. In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the door. It's the Hindu and he says, "There is a cow in the barn. It's against my beliefs to sleep with a cow." So, the Rabbi says, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn." A few minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door and it's the Rabbi. He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep where there is a pig and there is a pig in the barn. So, the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door. It's the pig and the cow... Submitted by: Unknown/Anonymous

To: Senor VS who wrote (2012)	7/27/1998 7:53:00 PM
From: Mohan Marette	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 12475

Din't want to leave anybody out you know.<g> Ravi: Have you heard this one?? ============================================================== Q: Why did the blonde become a Muslim? A: She thought, "What the heck? I'm on my knees all the time anyway

To: Senor VS who wrote (2012)	7/28/1998 8:09:00 AM
From: JPR	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12475

Ravi: Check out this link This humor puts the football players in the spot light, as if they are not already! humorspace.com JPR

To: Senor VS who wrote (2012)	8/1/1998 10:51:00 AM
From: Mohan Marette	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 12475

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To: Senor VS who wrote (2012)	8/2/1998 10:09:00 AM
From: JPR	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12475

Ravi: Summer is a good time for Beer and Burger, if you are that kind. If you are a vegetarian, here is something you might enjoy. Here is a Silly Chili Joke (Chili Cookoff) The Highlights are: The Chili Cookoff Chili: You could remove dried paint from your driveway with it. Took me two beers to put the flames out. The BarMaid She has arms like Popeye and a face like Winston Churchill. I will NOT pick a fight with this woman. My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous flames. Link vegsource.com Have a nice weekend JPR