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To: scaram(o)uche who wrote (5383)	7/28/1998 11:59:00 PM
From: Rocketman	Respond to of 9719

FDA WARNING: > << The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and > alcohol bottles, such as: > 13. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think > you are whispering when you are not. > 12. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in > dancing like an asshole. > 11. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to > tell the same boring story over and over again until your > friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. > 10. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to > thay shings like thish. > 9. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to > believe ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone > them at 4 in the morning. > 8. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you > wondering what the hell happened to your pants. > 7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll > over in the morning and see something really scary (whose > species and or name you can't remember). > 6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause > of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. > 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the > illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than > some really, really big guy named Bubba. > 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to > believe you are invisible. > 3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think > people are laughing WITH you. > 2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx > in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes > large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. > 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE > pregnancy. >> >