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To: Zoltan! who wrote (50541)7/28/1998 8:54:00 PM
From: Jack Colton  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 61433
 
*****OT******
oops, I thought this was the boink thread...

Bill Clinton's Perfect Day:

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blowjob
6:30 Massive dump while reading sports section of USA Today
7:00 Breakfast, Filet Mignon and eggs, toast and coffee
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Strong Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15 Private Lear jet to Augusta, Georgia (full wet bar)
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
9:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Blowjob
12:30 Back nine at Augusta (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
2:30 Private Lear jet, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas (nap)
3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female (topless) crew
4:30 Land world record light tackle Marlin (1249 lbs.)
5:00 Lear jet home, massage and hand job en route by naked Kathy Ireland
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1963), 20 oz. New York steak
9:00 Remy Martini and Cuban Partagas cigar
9:30 Sex with three women
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
11:45 Bed (alone)
11:50 12-second, 4-note fart; dog leaves room
11:55 Sleep

Hillary's Perfect Day

8:15 Wake up to her hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife; she has gained 30 lbs.
1:00 Shop with friends, unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 3 dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer
4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage
5:30 Select outfit for dinner, primp before the mirror
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
10:00 Hot shower (alone)
10:30 Make love
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in her soft strong arms

jack



To: Zoltan! who wrote (50541)7/28/1998 8:57:00 PM
From: Bill  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 61433
 
You left out the fact that, unlike this President, Reagan stood before the American people and assumed complete and ultimate responsibility for his only legal controversy, Iran-Contra.

Also, Dow was below 700 before Reagan boom.



To: Zoltan! who wrote (50541)7/28/1998 11:08:00 PM
From: Darren  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 61433
 
Reagan turned this country from the greatest creditor nation on earth into the greatest debtor nation on earth. $5 trillion debt. That is and always will be the Reagan legacy...

And ending the Cold War will spell the doom of all of us. Creates complacency and eventually one of these fanatic freaks will start lobbing nukes around and that will be real helpful to the summer crops...Afghanistan had as much to do with the end of the Cold War as Reagan did, and that didn't cost us a penny [that is, on the books!].