This is off topic, lengthy and of no value ---
just the same as the person to whom it is directed ...........
My Dear Mr J C DOE ---- or whatever so is your actual name
my name is Nemer Nolan,
from Paris, Tx,
and I'm a REAL person,
not a shill, a charlatan, and a coward, hiding from public view, as are you ------
use internet white pages ---
pull up Nolan and Paris and Texas and you will find me listed --
I have posted my snail mail address on SI before, and have my real email address listed in my profile.
How would I find you, should I become mentally unstable enough to try ? ? ?
THIS IS MY FIRST POST TO YOU -----
rest assured it WILL be the last ----
never again be time squandered with posts to bandspace wastrels ----
Well over a year ago, I came onto SI, a neophite in the world of cyberspace, but a weathered and experienced trader of the market and a hardened traveller in the journey of life.
I was made to feel welcome by these fine Z threaders.
It is now time for me, in a feeble manner, to attempt to return the favor.
You,
with your repeated postings to this thread,
in the face of repeated polite (and some not so polite but very pointed requests),
to retreat to your normal place of residence under a rock,
(unfortunate rock though it be),
which is very evidently where you belong,
according to the the overwhelming majority of the fine folks who are unlucky to already know you by the current and other names,
have chosen to continue posting to this excellent thread.
NOW
I, a relative newcomer, and one who has been made to feel welcome, and who is indebted to the nice people here ----
SAY
TO
YOU
SIR,
you are a bore, a pest, an overbearing intruder, an unwelcome guest, a plague, an incurable disease, a penance to be suffered, and several (unlimited) more terms of disendearment .......
BUT
it is quite evident that you thrive on the attention ---------
I've gone a long time and not read a single one of your posts,
I just click on NEXT ----
and I've had no difficulty with that action,
for I assume that you will,
in time,
go back to the sorry, pitiful, unhappy, and dreadful little world which you inhabit,
populated by dreary and sad beings of your own inadequate nature.
AND
I've just gotten through several days of having to deal with people of your ilk,
(could well be that the group of you miserable and woebegotten folks are kin to one another),
and,
I was compelled with the urge to send you a post,
lest you be left out in the cold to suffer alone,
and simply to inform you of my feelings.
I did inform these other relatives of yours, with whom I have been in contact, how I felt -----
so I felt the compunction of posting to you,
so as to include you in the general message which I've delivered to them..
OF COURSE
I realize
that folks of such total ignorance of the proper methods of interaction with normals
and
ones lacking in all social graces -----
need
EXACT
direction and instruction ---
HERE
IS
YOURS,
go away,
don't come back,
you're much too intellectual
and
too far advance in intelligence
for the poor clods who live here ......
Regards ---- Nemer
ps
if you have any trouble with the above message
it
simply
means
YOU
GO
AWAY
AND
DON'T
WORRY
ABOUT
US -----
We'll suffer along and try to get by without you, hard as it will be (in your mind) |
