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To: Blue On Black who wrote (5405)7/30/1998 10:11:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners  Respond to of 12754
 
I love evangelists.. last time I saw one he was gobbling rice and beans before he gave his 'let me 'hypmotize' you' speech..
He was a huge blimp, an enormous porker who constantly had to interrupt his sermon with bouts of blown gas, and an imp of a broken wind.
The goobers around me were muttering that it has to be 'de debil' doing all that - making those rude noises in the so-called Church of The Travelling Tent.

After one particularly long drawn out ripper that threatened to knock the birdies out of the trees, I had to say something. So naturally I yelled out, immediately after the Holy Crepitator had let that one go which sounded like someone was tearing fabric or sawing plywood for about a minute, 'Name That Tune!'

Strange... there wasn't anything holy about the reactions. But they did seem to baptize me.. though I wished they would've picked me up first.