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Technology Stocks : Lucent Technologies (LU) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Mark Johnson who wrote (3465)	7/31/1998 11:50:00 PM
From: Immi	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 21876

Lucent asquistion, Lucent just got a new VP. Dingbat Mory Ejabat, who has has been appointed VP of Lucents new product line the "Marlboro Man". Mory has great experience in buring up 1.5 billion dollars of shareholders wealth in one day at Ascend (ticker RUBBLE). Please welcome Mory Ejabat with open arms to Lucent. From today, he will be VP of "garbage disposals" responsible for handling hazardous marterials (namely Stratus). Not, only has he blown up "1.5 billion dollars in smoke", but his lips are sealed. We have place for Mory here. We just blew up some money on Lannet, so Mory can have a field of a day. He will be comfortable at Lucent as we have a lot of money to blow up. Mory is the perfect man to lead our stock value down. He is going to lead us to the New Public Network before CISCO.