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To: SJS who wrote (26839)7/31/1998 6:14:00 PM
From: sand wedge  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 95453
 
a little weekend redneck humor

Top 10 ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer:
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> 10. The monitor is up on blocks.
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> 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
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> 8. The six front keys have rotted out.
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> 7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts stored in them.
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> 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
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> 5. The password is "Bubba".
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> 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
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> 3. There's a chewing tobacco can in the CD-ROM drive.
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> 2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
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> AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck has been working on a
>computer is:
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> 1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".