This was sent to me without comment by a colleague. I offer it to the thread under the same circumstances.
FOR MEN: HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN
Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, plan, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, humor, tantalize, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, nuzzle, smooch, correspond, anticipate, minister to, forgive, sacrifice, accessorize, beseech, entertain, show equality, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, crawl, grovel, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, fuss, rationalize, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, listen to, understand, respect, calm, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, pine, cajole, snuggle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, serve, rub, rib, salve, nibble, gratify, take her place, take her side, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, jitterbug, jiffylube, persuade, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, brush, knead, drip, dry, fluff, fold, ingratiate, indulge, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize, worship, bathe, shower, shave, and scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence. And then, go back and do it all again.
FOR WOMEN: HOW TO SATISFY A MAN
Show up naked.
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