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To: treetopflier who wrote (455)	8/3/1998 12:42:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

A chicken and a egg were lying in bed. The chicken smoked a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's face while the egg frowned, looking put out. The egg said," well, I guess we answered that question!"........PSN

To: treetopflier who wrote (455)	8/3/1998 12:47:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

How is Viagra like Disneyland?....There's a one-hour wait for a two-minute ride!............PSN

To: treetopflier who wrote (455)	8/3/1998 1:01:00 PM
From: P.S.N.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Off the seventh tee, Dave sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and slide down the bank searching for his ball. After many long minutes he spots a glistening in the leaves. As he gets closer he sees a eight iron in the hands of a skeleton. "Dan" Dave yells out to his friend. I have trouble down here! "What's the matter?" says Dan. "You better bring me the wedge," shouts DAVE. "You can't get out of here with a eight iron!"..........PSN