To: Hoatzin who wrote (3221 ) 8/4/1998 9:53:00 PM From: Tom C Respond to of 4295
Kevin, I'm playing around but I could not resist seeing John Chapman's Cashco post refined, this is his version: exchange2000.com Here is the Dialectizer (http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/) version: CASHCO SUMMARY: Cashco Management, Inc. (CSHK) is plannin' t'begin sales of three producks in Augest. Based on o'ders in han' an' pendin', th' compenny in a press release stated it is cornfident in projecked arnin's of $.03 per share fo' th' period indin' Dec. 31, 1998. Thar is 20,143,405 shares outstan'in'. Th' fust produck is a flushable houn'dog litter made fum wood by-producks t'be marketed beginnin' in Augest 1998 unner th' name Paws Only. One of th' suppliers in Show Low Arizona is producin' th' litter now an' has received th' bags. Packagin' an' shipments kin now begin, as enny fool kin plainly see. Thar is three other suppliers thet will come on line as marketin' spreads t'other parts of th' country. Th' plants is centrally located t'their market area t'redooce shippin' cost. Th' fust shipments will be t'Southern Califo'nia an' then th' No'thwess an' then elsewhar as markets is developed, cuss it all t' tarnation. A Paws Only bag an' other info'mashun kin be see at www3.bc.sympatico.ca , ah reckon. Th' compenny is cornsiderin' providin' updates at this hyar site. Next, is a Y2K sof'ware program thet analyzes computer sof'ware an' hardware an' repo'ts th' changes needed t'enable them t'funckshun af'er year 2000. An initial o'der by Zitec Internashunal Limited wif Cashco fo' 40,000 units @ $25.50 per unit was announced on June 2, 1998. On Jul 27, 1998, th' compenny announced thet distribushun of th' fust 10,000 units of th' o'der had begun, as enny fool kin plainly see. See th' release at exchange2000.com . Info'mashun on purchase of th' Y2K sof'ware is foun' at zitec.com , dawgone it. A free evaluashun vahshun kin be downloaded at th' site. Credit Card o'ders of th' full vahshun kin be made at zitec.com , dawgone it. A full vahshun via download fum th' web site is planned, cuss it all t' tarnation. On Augest 3, 1998 th' compenny made a press release titled " Cashco Management Partners Wif Microsof'". See biz.yahoo.com , ah reckon. Th' third produck is a chat type sof'ware program thet will provide Enhanced Varmintal Communicashuns includin' sech features as Real Time Friend/Contack Online Awareness, Real time text chat interface, whiteboard, an' Real time file transfer. When completed it will include eight significant features. Sales is planned t'begin in Augest. CSHK is a BB stock an' does not repo't now. Th' compenny states it is ackively involved in applyin' t'th' SEC t'be a repo'tin' compenny. Mo'e info'mashun kin be obtained by callin' Cashco Management Inc., Alan Laffkas, President, 610-458-9540 o' Th' Pinnacle Group, Noo Yawk, Mark Cohen, 718-428-7651. Press releases is at exchange2000.com Disclaimer: We is shareholders who haf a varmintal interess in seein' th' compenny succeed, cuss it all t' tarnation. We'd like t'see substantial share price appreeciashun cornsumate wif th' risk we is takin'. Much of th' info'mashun in this hyar summary was obtained fum compenny press releases an' cornvahsashuns wif its representatives so please call them t'discern fo' yo'seff its accuracy. Also, this hyar is a BB stock which carries much risk as all BB stocks does. Potential investo's sh'd does their own due dillijunce an' make their own decishuns. This hyar is a noo compenny jest startin' t'make sales. It seems t'have a promisin' future an' eff'n yo' make an investment now, yer speculatin' thet it will become profitable. THIS POST IS UPDATED AND REPEATED FOR YOUR READY REFERENCE Tom ps: NOTE TO cOUSIN sHORTY : I hope you see this as a tool not competition.