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To: P.S.N. who wrote (465)8/4/1998 2:54:00 PM
From: treetopflier  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2733
 
Four dirty ones...

One sperm says to the other, "How far is it to the ovaries?"
The other one says, "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."

What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute.

How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same but you get the remote.