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Politics : Clinton's Scandals: Is this corruption the worst ever? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: cody andre who wrote (693)8/6/1998 4:28:00 PM
From: Les H  Respond to of 13994
 
To the tune of Guys and Dolls

If you see a chick
doing all kinds of tricks
You can bet
that the President has some balls

If your on some lover's lane
And the babe doesn't have brains
Look in her eyes, tell her some lies
That you feel all of her pain

when the president
Starts pitching his tent
He's a cool cat
when she has no sense at all

She'll get mad
Don't tell Hilary
That Monica's a little honey
and that the president has some balls

If she's got great jugs
Just give her a hug
and just pet
in case the hot tub is really bugged

Remember gary Hart
and his cute little tart
she sat in his lap, he was a sap
and now he's just another old fart

If she's really dum
and she's looking for fun
she's got tits
but the president likes his buns

If you see a joan
and her virginity's flown
you can bet
that bill clinton's just been blown

You can tell
he's a real man
he's cheating on the old hen
And you know that the president has some balls