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Politics : Clinton's Scandals: Is this corruption the worst ever? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Les H who wrote (699)	8/6/1998 4:24:00 PM
From: cody andre	Respond to of 13994

Mummy also known as Hillarita.

To: Les H who wrote (699)	8/6/1998 9:05:00 PM
From: Les H	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 13994

More Clinton Humor: What's the worst thing Bill ever heard during sex? --"Honey, I'm home!!" The difference between Bill and his dog Buddy is that Buddy chases his own tail. Asked what she thought of Bill's "State of the Union" address, Monica replied, "I'll give it two legs up!" When Bill walks into a room, the band plays "Tail to the Chief". Did you hear that Bill is supporting a new math curriculum in our nation's schools? --He wants everyone to know that 50 can go into 21 without getting five to ten. How will Clinton build his bridge to the 21st century? --Apparently while part of a federal prison work release program. Finally, a Bush has defeated Clinton. Bill says that Monica was at the White House to visit his personal secretary. --Hey, if that's what he wants to call it! What does Bill tell Hillary after sex? --Nothing, she hears about it on the evening news! "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "President Bill Clinton" "President Bill CLinton who?" "That's right Monica. NOW you can give your testimony." Today, the White House released the following statement: -- "All President Clinton did was to offer Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky jobs. There is no hard evidence of any wrongdoing and it will never stand up in court. The thing has been blown out of all proportion and the sooner we can straighten it out, the better." Ingredients for new, improved Clinton stew: -- One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water. What is Kenneth Starr's opinion of his chances of prosecuting the President: --"Its an open and slut case!" Ad in the Washington Post: Hor-Monica For Sale, Cheap, Slightly Used, Still Blows. What did Bill say when asked about Lewinsky? -- "She brings up the best subjects" When asked about Lewinsky's abilities, Clinton said Lewinsky was skilled and talented.