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To: paul e thomas who wrote (3242)8/7/1998 10:38:00 AM
From: Hoatzin  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 4295
 
HOT DIGGETY DOG, MORE NEWS !!!!!

Friday August 7, 10:19 am Eastern Time

Company Press Release

FBN Researchers Express bsPR in LaLa Cells

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM--(BUSINESS WIRE)--August 9, 1998-FBN Associates (By Appt: FBNA - news) announced the expression of a sequence specific blastomere-separated Press Release (bsPR) from a zero-content expression vector in LaLa cells. (FBN scientists have discovered that LaLa cells are the by-product of putting one's fingers in one's ears and singing to drown out unwanted sounds.) The company is conducting experiments for similar meaningless expressions in cells U-251 and CO-7 at the Graybar Hotel and Dog Kennel in Ossining, NY.

This press release contains no meaningful statements. If this press release as written is not clearly understood by the investor, investment in the company's securities, or anything other than a passbook savings account, would be imprudent and is discouraged. Any similarity between the preceding release and this one http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/980804/cryogenic__1.html will be vigorously denied.

For additional information call Victor Vector at 888/FBN-2000, 12-1 CST. Please ask your parents for permission first.