To: marcos who wrote (4145 ) 8/8/1998 3:30:00 PM From: E. Charters Respond to of 4718
Starr: Monica, honey, did you s**k Mr. Bill, Ovally? Lewinsky: I plead the sixth amendment Starr: Don't you mean the fifth amendment? Lewinksy: He told me his amendment was six. Actually I was ready to tell him that it was eight because they like that. Starr: You mean he told you to lie? Lewinksy: Actually I don't mind lying but kneeling was ok too. I bent over backwards over so he could analyze the fundamentals of the fact. Starr: Are you backing out of testimony? Lewinsky: Testimony? I never looked at his testimony as it is considered impolite. I didn't have to back out as his testimony wasn't long enough. Defense: Your honour, the witness is sucking up to the prosecution! Lewinsky: I never took money for it! That is a lie! Starr: Do you believe in the constitution, Monica? Lewinsky: Sure it's ok for some girls, cause how else can they make a living? But I think it is inaccurate. Starr: How is that? Lewinsky: Well, the truth is you can't hold it to be always self evident, sometimes you have to play with it. and all men are NOT created equal.. so I will take the third amendment even.. if it's presidented.. sometimes you have to take the first job that comes when work is short... Starr: I submit that you are not coming across .. Lewinsky: On my honour, I ALWAYS come across especially if he does.. and submission is what I am good at .. Defense: The prosecution is badgering the witness! Lewinsky: I never did animal acts, although I did wear a leopard skin underwear once, I certainly never took money .. what kind of girl do you think I am..? Starr: Your honour, I call "deep throat" to the stand. Lewinsky: Does this mean I am out of a job?