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To: Craig K who wrote (21172)	8/10/1998 4:06:00 PM
From: eRM Solutions	Respond to of 50264

Belated joke of the day. >>Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior >>college, said during class, "Miss Smythe, would you please name the >>organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, >>expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions." >> >>Miss Smythe gasped, then said freezingly, "Mr. Perkins, I don't think >>that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will >>hear of this." >> >>With that she sat down red-faced. Unperturbed, Mr. Perkins called on >>Miss Johnson and asked the same question. Miss Johnson, with >>composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light." >> >>"Correct," said Mr. Perkins. "And now, Miss Smythe, I have three >>things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, >>you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a >>dreadful disappointment."