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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: nougie who wrote (1282)	8/10/1998 7:03:00 PM
From: FatMatty	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 6545

Good point...and valid. Then let's get back to the fun... Have you ever heard of a marriage that was torn apart because the cutest 11 month old puppy continually chewed up the family couch whenever she was given the chance and it caused the couple so much angst that they debated whether to barbeque the puppy, drop it off in some remote, wooded area, or simply donate the couch to the puppys trust fund and let her do as she would with it because, dammit, it's hers now anyway? Now that may be funny to you, but I'm on the brink because I have nightmares of little grey dogs running around with crushed velvet pieces of couch covers hanging from their mouths while I chase them with an ever-expanding vacuum hose and a bottle of bitter apple dog deterrent spray.

To: nougie who wrote (1282)	8/10/1998 8:40:00 PM
From: MENSO	Respond to of 6545

my point was that some people think that alcohol is all that the world has to offer. and when that condition is taken to extremes, it can wreck a marriage speaking of alcohol and marriages. here's an old joke someone entered into my memory banks... after attending the company's christmas party, the husband was nursing a king-size hangover and asked the wife: "what happened?" "as usual", said the wife, "you made an a55 of yourself in front of your boss." "p!55 on him", answered the husband. "you did", replied the wife, "and he fired you." "well, fV(k him", added the husband. "i did", said the wife, "and you got your job back..."