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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Denice who wrote (1361)	8/12/1998 12:22:00 PM
From: Bald Man from Mars	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 6545

Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say here is Bald Man's reply 1. Honey, can I do the dishes tonight? (with the exception of Bald Man, of course) as I explain earlier, I hate exercise, so it is a good way to get some exercise, it is something that needs to be done, my old lady absolutely loves it, and her headache is gone. 2. I'll put off buying my boat so you will have a brand new safe car to drive. I don't have money to buy a boat, nor do I like sailing, but I did buy her a brand new car about 7 months ago, so she is driving a 98 model and mine a 94 ... A car is only for transportation, so to me a 94 is as good as a 98. 3. I'll take out the trash. I do. same reason as no. 1 4. I don't believe in sex before marriage. This one, no comment 5. Let's invite your family to live with us. I did, but they turned it down. Why do they want to move in with me and live in a 3 bedroom condo, when they are living in a mansion. 6. I only have eyes for you. She knows I have eyes for other pretty ladies too, but I explain to her, it is just like going to a museum, there are lots and lots of wonderful paintings, and as long as I do not take it down and bring it home, ... 7. Do you need another credit card? I do not need to ask that, she takes it from the Bald Man's pocket anyways, and it is okay, she does not spend as much as what the Bald Man lost in this stock market. 8. Now that we are married, I'll cancel my subscription to Playboy. I did, but I also ask her can I still keep the Hustler 9. Sweetheart, they are my children too. Let me take care of them for awhile. I am staying home with my sick baby today, I love him more than she does. 10. Using the words "4" and "PLAY" as a compound word! with my present sleeping arrangement, those 2 word no longer is in the dictionary, so I do not know how to use it.

To: Denice who wrote (1361)	8/12/1998 6:44:00 PM
From: Jim S	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 6545

Hey, Denice, you're lucky. You've got me for a friend, and all I've got is you. Imagine the unmitigated gall to sign up me, ME, the smooth and sensitive 90's kind of guy, for a behavior modification class. Ha! As if perfection could be improved upon. However, since my phone was out due to a lightening strike, and I am just now getting caught up again on my posts, I have made a somewhat disconcerting observation: it seems that when I DON'T post, everyone else posts more and more creatively. So, everybody, thank you for trying to impress me. You've done well. jim