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Strategies & Market Trends : Roger's 1998 Short Picks -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: craig crawford who wrote (12664)	8/12/1998 2:30:00 PM
From: Oeconomicus	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 18691

Praise the Lord and pass the salt - I need a grain or two to take with all the claims. ;-) Seriously, I don't doubt that you are "well on your way", just that anyone could keep it up for very long, which appeared to be larry's criteria for being "successful". Perhaps he was joking. Speaking of jokes, ya'll might like this. If nothing else, it may change the subject. ALL BABIES start out with the same number of raw cells > which, over nine months, develop into a complete female > baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by > the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead. > > Because there are only so many cells to go around, the > cells necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs > have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in > the female. Recent tests have shown that these cells are > removed from the communications center of the brain, > migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual > organs. > > If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a > full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few > cards short, so to speak. And some of their cards are in > their shorts. This difference between the male and female > brain manifests itself in various ways. > > Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn > to read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like > placing a bucket over their heads and running into walls. > Little girls will think about doing things before taking > any action. Little boys will just punch or kick something > and will look surprised if someone asks them why they just > punched their little brother who was half asleep and looking > the other way. This basic cognitive difference continues to > grow until puberty, when the hormones kick into action and > the trouble really begins. > > After puberty, not only the size of the male and female > brains differ, but the center of thought also differs. Women > think with their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower > in their bodies where their ex-brain cells reside. Of course, > the size of this problem varies from man to man. In some men > only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left > with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather > dull, sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms > as "Republicans." Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. > These men are medically referred to as "Democrats." > > A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to > their groins. These men are usually referred to as..... > "Mr. President." Good luck to all.