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To: Janice Shell who wrote (8337)8/12/1998 4:18:00 PM
From: Mike P.  Respond to of 11684
 
just make sure you put no bashers allowed underneath.



To: Janice Shell who wrote (8337)8/12/1998 5:31:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners  Respond to of 11684
 
How about Coal Comfort Forum: No Bashing Necessary ?

Maybe we could get Elmer from Tasty Fwies to lend a hand to the usage of language.



To: Janice Shell who wrote (8337)8/12/1998 7:34:00 PM
From: Jetter  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 11684
 
Janice: OT Joke, thought you might like this one...Fits into "The Perfect Company" concept fairly well...If you are easily offended, please click "NEXT"...

The year 2000 dilemma is solved.

This memo is to announce the development of a new software
system. We are currently building a data center that will contain all firm data that is Year 2000 compliant. The program is referred to as the Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS).

Next Monday at 9:00 there will be a meeting in which I will
show MYASS to everyone. We will continue to hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYASS.

As for the status of the implementation of the program, I have
not addressed the networking aspects so currently only one person
at a time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS
expands.

Several people are using the program already and have come to
depend on it. Just this morning I walked into a subordinate's office andwas not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS. I've noticed that some of the less technical personnel are somewhat afraid of MYASS. Just last week, when asked to enter some information into the program, I had a secretary say to me "I'm a little nervous, I've never put anything in MYASS before." I volunteered to help her through her first time and when we were through she admitted that it was relatively painless and she was actually looking forward to doing it again. She went so far as to say that after using SAP and Oracle, she was ready to kiss MYASS.

I know there are concerns over the virus that was found in
MYASS Upon initial installation, but I am pleased to say the virus has
been eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future,
however, protection will be required prior to entering MYASS.

We planned this database to encompass all information
associated with the business. So as you begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want into MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace to walk by an office and see a manager hand a paper to an employee and say "Here, stick this in MYASS."

This program has already demonstrated great benefit to the
company During recent OSHA and EPA audits. After requesting certain historical data the agency representatives were amazed at how quickly we provided the information. When asked how the numbers could be retrieved so rapidly our Environmental Manager proudly stated "Simple, I just pulledthem out of MYASS."



To: Janice Shell who wrote (8337)8/13/1998 12:53:00 AM
From: justaninvestor  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 11684
 
Janice, your due diligence skills are slipping. You said, when explaining how to bold and italicize, " Must be lower case". Unbelievably, you have made your first error on SI. Try it. Upper case works too.

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