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To: Jim S who wrote (1399)8/12/1998 7:56:00 PM
From: nougie  Respond to of 6545
 
Alright, let the battle continue:

Category: Things a woman should learn to gain a man's
respect:

1) How to use a clutch.

2) What a phillips head screwdriver is.

3) In football, what the flea-flicker is.

4) Using cash instead of a credit card can be an
orgasmic experience.

5) A little dirt is what makes a house a home.

6) How to use the gas pedal in a car.

7) How NOT to use the brake pedal in a car.

8) Sex can be enjoyable.

9) Motor oil goes in the engine, not the gas tank.

10) A titanic burp after supper means that her cooking
was appreciated.



To: Jim S who wrote (1399)8/12/1998 8:37:00 PM
From: gypsy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 6545
 
Oil and water don't mix

Of course not, everyone knows oil usually ends up on top.

ze gyp