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To: Ms. X who wrote (5815)	8/13/1998 1:12:00 PM
From: Diana	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 34810

Janyouare: I would appreciate your reading on Cendant (CD). It has reversed up from a <13 to 17 upon the finalization of its fraud audit and a positive conference call. Where would the charts indicate a buy? Many thanks!

To: Ms. X who wrote (5815)	8/13/1998 5:39:00 PM
From: Ms. X	Respond to of 34810

A little off color but if our President can do it, so can we. 1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. 2. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut. 3. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time. 4. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions. 5. What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being. 6. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer. 7. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature. 8. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. 9. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know; it has never happened. 10. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends. 11. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow. 12. When do you care for a man's company? When he owns it. 13. What are a woman's 3 favorite animals? A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, and a tiger in the bedroom. 14. Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 15. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes 16. What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that. 17. What did God say after creating Eve? "Practice makes perfect." 18. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married. 19. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." 20. Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years? He wouldn't ask for directions.

To: Ms. X who wrote (5815)	8/13/1998 5:43:00 PM
From: Ms. X	Respond to of 34810

One more... A Woman's Random Thoughts Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat." Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. ------------------------------ A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids but she doesn't give a damn. ------------------------------ They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the nine o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen bitch... do it and you die." ------------------------------ The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about Nothing. And then they marry him. ------------------------------ I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. ------------------------------ I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff. ------------------------------ "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?"

To: Ms. X who wrote (5815)	8/13/1998 6:37:00 PM
From: papi riqui	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 34810

>>Papi!!!! Where ya been love? No notes, nary a word from you... How are you doing?<< Well gee, Janny, thanks for asking. I didn't think anyone cared, snif snif. I went South a while back, and when I returned I had fallen so far behind on the thread that I'm just now catching up! I can't remember how I found you those many months ago (I think it was Glen Dickerson, aka Beeblebrox, who first led me over here from the Strictly Drilling thread, thank you Glen), but oh am I glad I did. Thanks to you, I'm sitting back and watching the market do its thing, with plenty of cash at the ready when the the light turns to green. One thing P&F has taught me is that if you want to win the race you gotta ride the horse in the direction it's going! I'll check in when and if I have something worth adding. Meanwhile, please keep up the good work and make sure that Tom DWA stays in touch with the thread. BTW, speaking of the Pres., I just bumped into Chelsea C. out at a Linens and Things in the DC suburbs. I started to ask her if she knew about P&F, but her Secret Service agent politely suggested I should save it for another day, perhaps another century. Doug