To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (1501 ) 8/14/1998 2:17:00 PM From: X Y Zebra Respond to of 2770
The honor of Post 1500 went to industrialist and foreign national, XY Zebra. Said XY, "I came, I saw, I grubbed." A few words of gratitude: Thank you Se¤or Jeff, muchas gracias .... for theee recognition, it is an honor to receive such distinction from theeee company I admire so much, I have no doubt FBNA will do for humanity what all theeee demagogues on theeeee planet have yet to perform, in spite of all theee promises of world-wide guaranteed welfare for all classes of peasants in all theee different cultures, particulalrly those poor souls that depend on theee evil computers. (just about everyone). Several times I have prayed, OOOOH YESSS I have prayed!! to COMPUTA, the Office All Mighty God !! (I even have a little statue above my evil machine), and another one dangling from theee little carcacha (old beater), I drive around, to protect me from evil viruses and other Satanical softwares from theee EVIL ONE ! (and also from 'La Migra'). Although Armageddon is nearly upon us and damnation shall come (*!*) as theeee clock turns on midnight Dec. 31, 1999.... we can now REJOICE ! BROTHA, REJOICE ! as FBNA is here to save us all from complete obliteration as the powerful and capable Missionaries of Code from FBNA and their Anti-Demonic Tupper... er... Software the Y2KKK V 1.0 (Janice 13:666) will save us (and our lifestyle), from the Gargoyles of Crash. Anyway, I just wanted to thank you..... Now a few clarifications: "I came, I saw, I grubbed" Yes indeed.... Veni, Vidi, Groovie (that's "Latino" for the above) As for "industrialist".... you are too kind patr¢n, I am a mere "mojado" (wetback), from Latin America, (actually, since they put up the barbed wire, I became a "scratched arse" as I jumped the fence).....I am only the certifiable official impostor of Zorro a great hero and ancestor of mine. (due to an involuntary on purpose internship in Alcatraz I became the "striped one", so I have to go by the name of Zebra in stead).... (just kidding !!.. really!). And as for "foreign national".... wrong number counselor, no nations in cyber-space, only aliens, 'legal' and otherwise.... Anyway I just wanted to say a few words.... (sometimes I suffer from Moctezuma's revenge of the lip -- Verbal diarrhea) . Zorro [the mark of].