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Way OT but I had to place this here:-)
Subject: Best Clinton Joke Yet!!
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> The President takes the day off work to elude the press corps
and
> Hillary. He decides to go out golfing. Bill gives the slip away
from > the Secret Service guys and ends up, unrecognized, at a
small public > course in Maryland. He is on the second hole when
he notices a frog > sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing
of it and is about to > shoot when he hears, "Ribbit, 9 iron."
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> The President looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit, 9
iron." > He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong,
puts his
> club away and grabs his 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from
the > cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that's
amazing. You > must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies,
"Ribbit, lucky frog." >
> The President decides to take the frog with him to the next
hole.
> "What do you think, frog?" the President asks. "Ribbit, 3 wood".
Bill > takes out a 3 wood and WHAM!, hole in one.
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> The President is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. >
> By the end of the day, the President golfed the best game of
golf in > his life and asks the frog, "OK, where to next?" The
frog replies, > "Ribbit, Las Vegas.
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> "They go to Andrews AFB and fire up Air Force One, file for
clearance > direct to Las Vegas, and arrive at 4 AM, still
unnoticed, at a casino. >
> Bill says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit,
roulette." >
> Upon approaching the roulette table, the President asks, "What
do you > think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit,
$300,000, black, 6." >
> Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf
game, > Clinton figures what the heck. Whoosh! Tons of cash comes
sliding > back across the table.
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> The President takes his winnings and his new buddy, First Frog
(FF), > and heads back to DC.
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> Bill sets the FF on a cushion on his desk in the Oval Office and
says, > "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all
this money,
> and I and the Democratic National Committee are forever
grateful." > The frog replies, "Ribbit, kiss me." Bill figures,
why not? Since
> after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the
frog > turns into a gorgeous 25-year-old woman.
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> "AND THAT, MR. STARR, IS HOW SHE ENDED UP IN MY OFFICE." |
