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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Jim S who wrote (1484)	8/14/1998 4:54:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 6545

One for the girrrllls.... How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds mature. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know; it has never happened. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends.