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To: Jon Koplik who wrote (13767)	8/14/1998 5:14:00 PM
From: JMD	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 152472

****friday post***** A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the >crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground,then he finally >gets himself to the doctor. He says"How bad is it doc? I'm going on my >honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way." > >The doc said,"I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal >and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." >So he took four tongue depressors and a formed a neat little 4-sided >bandage,and wired it all together;an impressive work of art. > >The guy mentions none of this to his girl,marries,and on his honeymoon >night in the hotel room,she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous >set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them. She >says,"You'll be the first. No one has ever touched these breasts. > >He whips down his pants and says,"Look at this,it's still in the CRATE!" Anonymous.