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To: EL KABONG!!! who wrote (3311)8/15/1998 2:55:00 PM
From: jhild  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 4295
 
Perhaps a new rendition of Penny Lane. I offer it here for amusement only with no intent to sleight the Beatles:

Penny Lane there is a pumper touting new PR's
Of every stock he's had the pleasure to have scammed
And all the people that come and go
They just can't say no.

On the corner is a basher with another fact
And little pumpers laugh at him behind his back
But the basher never lashes back
'Cause the hype's insane
And very strange

Penny Lane
Is in my threads, and in my eyes
Wet beneath the BB scams and lies
I sit and meanwhile back

In Penny Lane, there's another tout on the telephone
And in his pocket is a ticket for far from home
He likes to keep his pumping pitch real clean
It's a clean machine
Ah_
Ah_
Ah_
Ah_
Penny Lane, is in my threads, and in my eyes
A tour of rumors, hype and fishy lies

In summer meanwhile back
Behind the shelter
In the middle of the roundabout
A pretty nurse is shilling BB stocks all day
And though she sure she's not the one led astray
She is any way

In Penny Lane the pumper shaves another customer
We see the basher sitting laying another trap for him
And then the SEC rushes in
From the pouring rain
Very strange

Penny Lane, is in my threads, and in my eyes
There beneath the broken faith and lies

Penny Lane