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To: Sedohr Nod who wrote (3549)	8/16/1998 4:36:00 PM
From: R.V.M.	Respond to of 5936

Don, Now you have given us something to think about.....(?????) Jill

To: Sedohr Nod who wrote (3549)	8/16/1998 4:59:00 PM
From: Redhead	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 5936

Don, Found something in my surfing that might interest you....especially since you posted the other day that your daughter cannot date til she is 35.....hahahahhahah This is for you guy.... Dating Form For those with daughters: APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. 1. Name:_____________________Date of birth:______________ 2. Height: _______ Weight: _______I.Q.: __________ GPA: ______ 3. Social Security #: ____________Drivers License #: ___________ 4. Boy Scout Rank: ____________________ 5. Home Address: ________________ City/State: ____________ Zip: _____ 6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent ? __________ If NO, explain: _______________________________________________________ 7. Number of years parents married: __________ 8. Do you own: a van ? _____ a truck with oversized tires ? ________ a waterbed ? __________ Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or nipple ring ? __________ Do you have tattoos and/or long hair? ____________ (If YES to any of #8, Discontinue application and LEAVE quickly) 9. In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you ? ________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________ 10. In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you ? ________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________ 11.In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you ? ________________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________ 12.Church you attend: ___________________ How often do you go?_____________ Who can verify this? _______________ 13.When would be the best time to interview your father: _________ Your mother: ____________ Your priest ? ______________ 14. Answer by filling in the blank: Please answer freely - All answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone -ever -I promise !) A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the _______________________. B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ____________. C. A woman's place is _______________________. D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is __________________. E. When I meet a girl the thing I notice about her first is ______________. (Note: If answer E begins with "T" or "A", discontinue Application and get the %$#@ off of my property keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion to avoid gunfire.) 15.What do you want to be IF you grow up ? _________________________________. I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, INDIAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKER TORTURE, IF I AM LUCKY. ____________________________ Signature Thank you for your interest. Please allow up to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write. ************FOR PARENTAL USE ONLY******************* Date Rejected:______________

To: Sedohr Nod who wrote (3549)	8/16/1998 5:22:00 PM
From: Redhead	Respond to of 5936

Don, I owe you a very big apology...I forgot to include the whole menu before...so here goes... Hormel Vienna Sausage with Rice Carrot Sticks Toasted Crackers Ripe Olives Lemon Custard Sponge*** Fancy Cakes Coffee **LEMON CUSTARD SPONGE Just the right combination of sweet and tart 1/3 cup sifted cake flour 1 cup sugar 1/8 tsp. salt 3 tbsp. butter 3 eggs, separated Juice and grated rind 1 lemon 1 cup milk Sift dry ingredients together; add to softened butter and cream until smooth. Beat egg yolks until light and fluffy; add to creamed mixture together with lemon juice and rind. Stir in milk and mix thoroughly. Fold in stiffly beaten egg whites. Pour into greased shallow baking dish and set in pan of hot water. Bake in moderate oven (350ø F.) 40 minutes. Serve hot or cold. Makes 4-6 servings.