Mex, had been busy giving lectures to the adoring market crowd, a bull horn in one hand, a sign reading "Sunday Breakfast with Mex,,from his circus" in the other.
The bull horn carried his words far and wide.
"Today's Thoughts" he yelled. "Ma Ma mia ,,, Scary ,, what a ride,, brace your self for 8:20 show,, but let's have our wits about ,, for us to grab that opportunity ,, I bought OWL at 20 5/8th ,, on such an occassion ,, a long ago,,,, also KROC at 20 ,, which went up over 400% in 6 mos... Keep the wits about you ,, keep the blue bloods ,, anmd dump the dogs,,"
Mex turned to Wexler, an annoying kid who kept bugging everyone over and over and over again by squealing, "The shorts are a fraud, the shorts are falling!" and taking the bull horn away from his mouth for a moment, Mex told him, "Wexler ,,you dumb ..like a cow,, Now open your mouth wide and say ahhhhhhhh,,,, Mex ,, honey ,,"
Muffy looked up at Mex and asked, "Where have you been, darling?"
"Just got here,," Mex said, bull horn still at his side. "I was down this morning.. my head too heavy with Italian wine,, Had a wonderful Viagra afternoon,, a menage a'trois.. at the old Elysee,,where T. Williams committed suicide,,, in very same room,,,, I came and came and came and came ,,with heavy Venezuelan bottoms,, Died many afternoons there,,, I was the Elizabeth Taylor,,,, the cat on the hot tin roof ,, trois were the other half,,"
Putting the bull horn to his mouth again, he yelled:
"Look at Mufy .. Billa Gates owns her,, get yo Viagra.. no blue haze,,as others claim,, still 2 for 1,, and away ,,"
To Muffy he said, again taking the bull horn away from his mouth, "Go Muffy ,, make me some more money ,, monay ,,,mgood old US green back !!!.." |
