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To: Ms. X who wrote (359)8/18/1998 11:08:00 AM
From: stox19  Respond to of 445
 
ready for #1 today. lets do it.



To: Ms. X who wrote (359)8/18/1998 11:15:00 AM
From: StkProfit$   Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 445
 
Did someone say "SPAM"???!!!!! Ahhh, what about Spam & Jelly sandwich?
or
Spam and peanut butter.
or
a fried Spam melt?
or
Spam and strawberry icecream?

The Ten Condiments:

-Thou shalt have no other Spam but Spam.
-Thou shalt eat Spam only in it's own jelly.
-It's actually very good mmmmmmmmmmeat!
-Reduced fat? I THINK NOT!!
-Reduced sodium? DOUBLE THE SHAME!!!
-Chicken and Spam? Wellll, maybe, but then it would no longer be pork shoulder and ham.
-Hormel is the king of Spam, AOL is second!
-Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam!!
-Love thy Spam, as thy snack: Morning, noon, and night.
-"Spam"



To: Ms. X who wrote (359)8/18/1998 5:16:00 PM
From: flickerful  Respond to of 445
 
GREEN EGGS & HAM

~Dr.Suess~

I am Sam

I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like that Sam-I-am.

Do you like green eggs and ham?

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not, could not,
in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like green eggs and ham?

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you, with a goat?

I would not, could not with a goat!

Would you, could you, on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like green eggs and ham!

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat!
And I would eat them with a goat...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good so good you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you, Sam-I-am!