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Pastimes : The Anti-Bald Man from Mars Portfolio -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: fiberman who wrote (218)	8/19/1998 10:35:00 AM
From: Denice	Respond to of 386

No, Baldy is alive and well. I would feel it in my bones if'n he was gone. He shall return. The question is when???????? Denice Boy, you men give up easily

To: fiberman who wrote (218)	8/19/1998 11:08:00 AM
From: HORSESHOUTER	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 386

He has gone to that great Hair Transplantation Clinic in the sky!

To: fiberman who wrote (218)	8/19/1998 3:48:00 PM
From: Bald Man from Mars	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 386

<< Baldy will live in our hearts forever. He is gone for good. Finally all of that spicy Mexican food & the Taco Bell Gorditas got to him. His remains were beamed back to Mars. This is my last post on this thread. I officially declare this thread DEAD!!!!!! Peace be with you all. And that is the way it is!!! Baldy's loser cousin, "Preparation-H" Man>> Fiberman: I need your help, desperately ... First, the rumor of my expiration is greatly exaggerated. Second, can you send me some deniro, right now, because I am in a real tight situation, I will explain to you later, but I need to get a ticket out of town, as soon as possible. Last week, some guy knocked on my door and I thought it is you, I opened my door, and then I saw this dude dressed like a ninja with this oriental weapon, I think they called it nun-chuck (the thing that Bruce Lee use), and before he said anything, he started to beat the 'carp' out of the Bald Man, he keeped on mentioning that he is teaching me a lesson about returning some damn margin call, I think my broker sold my account to this underground oriental mob figure, I was lying on the ground motionless for days, I was hurt terribly, they yanked out some of my teeth, and one of my eyeball just fell out of the socket, even now, whenever I cough, it is pop out and I have to pick it back up, wash it, and pop it back into the socket. Cousin, I don't think you would recognize me any more. They asked me if I am going to repay the dough, I said I really have nothing, and he asked me for my relatives, so I gave him your name, so cousin, you better watch out if someone knock on the door ... But, you know what, the strange thing is, I have a couple of thousand bucks tucked under my wig, and he did not take it when he left, which leads me to believe he might not come to get my money, I think my affection for Denice might have a lot to do with my beating. There are so many people who would long to be with Denice but do not have the guts to say it in public, and these people really hates me because I have expressed in public my love for her, so may be someone hired this ninja to beat the 'carp' out of me but try to divert my attention by mentioning the margin call ... I am sore and all beat up, cousin, do you think I can hide over at your place for awhile, please send me an immediate response.