To: E'Lane who wrote (22394 ) 8/19/1998 12:18:00 PM From: CWolf Respond to of 50264
Can't I be just Barney if I want to??? <g>. I don't know about these collaborative posts... seems like it creates an unfair advantage since I have only my 'on vacation' wits to fabricate some sort of coherent reply that will do justice to the combined talents of both E and Laz together <vbg>. However, I have learned from reading medical studies that twin brains working in concert often get their synapses crossed which leads to wildly imaginative statements of incredible fantasy that are, by no means to be taken even the least bit seriously... In fact, twins who experience and participate in this ritual are rarely able to be saved and brought back to the normal world. They end up living in a world of the 'half-and-half', one where each twin becomes half the other even to the point of physical changes on one side of each of their bodies... one on the left, one of the right. Depending on which side they present to you, you never know who you're talking to <ggg>. And in the cyberworld, it becomes ever more difficult to know just which is which since one begins to become the other and their posts take on a surreal quality... I had high hopes that such an event would not take place. I tried my best to keep you two from this fateful happening... alas and alack... what to do... what to do... hmmmm. Oh well, what's done is done. Onward and upward. Never look back. Water under the bridge... and all that poppycock <ggg>. Now, let's see what this doubled brainpower came up with... >>what makes you think Fuzzy would prefer you and Laz to show him the stewardess closet when he has Patricia and Sonya to show him around???<< Surely E, that question has an obvious answer which the Laz half of your brain will show you once it kicks in <g>. Only us guys can show Fuzzy the real secrets of the stewardesses closet... you don't think you gals know everything there is to know about it do you? <hehehe>. >>Laz' Comment: and there ain't no way in hell that Laz is going to show another guy that infamous place...not in person...and not in the true Rocketeer sense of the word "show"!!<< Sadly to be expected of one whose synapses have been crossed <ggg>. There was a time when the dearly departed whole Laz would have given Fuzzy the tour without a second thought, or even a first one... of course now, there are no second thoughts, only discombobulated third ones. <vbg> >>.a "Texan Inspection" might be fine, but we all know there is ONLY ONE "silks issuer" aboard this ship! << And by no means am I implying otherwise, dear E/Laz. Texan's offer last night was in response to a desparate plea from Patricia who had encountered a 'non-resident' alien thing on one of the upper decks, said alien thing not having on the requisite attire of silks or speedos and therefore difficult to catagorize. >>Laz' comment: I want to know if that is a physical inspection or just a visual inspection? And what about if she finds a grease spot? What happens then? Immediate removal of the offending silks?<< I'm sure that Laz isn't concerned with 'spots' here, he's just looking for any opportunity to present a different perspective of himself to whoever might be interested... not that any member of the dgiv crew would be... but that alien thing on the other, well, that's another matter entirely <ggg>. >>Laz comment': Everyone knows that bass fishermen never snag... they just put the biggest *bleep* mortor they can find on the smallest *bleep* boat they can find... race like *bleep* to the first spot... make 2 casts... if nothing... they race to the next spot and repeat... until they find a fish so big it will capsize the boat. They then dry themselves off, head to the nearest bar and spin yarns about the one that got away!<< I see that at least one side of Laz's brain has not yet been affected and that this is about as true a characterization of a fisherperson as has been proselytized by one in the know... sad, but true <LOL>. >>E's comment: Wonder if macker has ever tried dynamite fishing???<< I'm quite sure that macker hopes there will be dynamite fishing <g>. It'd be a shame for macker to go all that way and not come home with a 'fish' story or two to tell all of us... >>NOW...E has to finish her muffin...and L has to go blow his nose..<< You know don'cha that from now on, it's half-and-half... half a muffin, blow half a nose... I won't go on, but it'll be really funny seeing L and E each with a half a pair of Tiggers on... <vbg>. Love back to the Twins.... Chuck... aka Barney... thinking that watching the twins become one will indeed be worth the price of admission... <hehehe>