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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (1577)8/20/1998 1:33:00 PM
From: Tom C  Respond to of 2770
 
Jeff,

That's right my children, step right up, The Church of FBNA is offering Gloom'n'Doom-2000. The first fully automated guide to self re-mediation and salvation. You heard me right, this one time limited offer is only available from The Church of FBNA (a 'holy' owned subsidiary of FBN Associates).

Best of all, there is no need to send paper money. Send gold, silver, ammo, guns and toilet paper.

Offer not available in certain localities (Washington, California, Mexico, New Orleans, Memphis, Chicago and Japan). See Book of Revelations for other restrictions that may apply.

Tom




To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (1577)8/21/1998 10:09:00 PM
From: Bill Ulrich  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2770
 
First day of the FBNA West Coast Executive Conference went well. We sampled a variety of crab cocktail, smoked salmon, and swordfish filets. TED figures that by reverse-engineering an icthy-o-genus DNA code, re-sampled to Ulta Low Frequency modulations of coastal whales, that we can create a never-before-seen Y2K algorithm. And he's right! It certainly would be. Can't seem to find the right combo&#151we'll keep sampling...

Kevin seems to be missing in action; probably still at the SFO luggage check.



To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (1577)8/21/1998 10:41:00 PM
From: Bill Ulrich  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2770
 
Found Kevin finally. His flight was diverted through Thunder Bay Canada, to Anchorage; layover in Vladivostock; baggage arrived in S&#227o Paulo. Re-connected at SFO somewhat later than normal. The life of an FBNAssociates executive is difficult, at best, eh?