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To: nougie who wrote (54)	8/20/1998 2:06:00 PM
From: R.E.B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 633

Part V "experience is what you get . . . ." "None of these offices have locks, we're in luck", says Nougie. "Where's Denice's office?" asks Kirk. "Doesn't matter, just find the biggest offices and search them first. Look for press releases, board meeting minutes, memos and anything with the word confidential on it". "Here's an office that says 'SI' on the door. Do you think it's important Nougie?" "No, its too small. Pobably the janitor's office. Probably stand for 'Stupid Individual' ha ha", laughs Nougie. "Or Sick Incompetent ", laughs Kirk. "These guys are really childish" Denice thinks to herself as she watches what going on with one eye opened. "I hope they find what they are looking for", she thinks to herself. "It will be a cold day in hell before anyone knocks me out with a few drugs and some cheap wine." "How many of these offices are we going to search?" complains Kirk. "As many as it takes Kirk, just shut up and keep looking" "O.K., lighten up Nougie-Nose" "BINGO", says Nougie. "Whatcha got there buddy?", says Kirk. "A confidential memo regarding a stock for stock merger between XARC and XBIC. Wow, there's a nice premium here for the XARC shareholders. I think we just found ourselves a nice option play and a ticket to St. Thomas." "I love the women in St. Thomas", says Kirk. "I will be in Boob heaven, ha ha ha". "I"LL TAKE THAT", yells Denice, her hand extended, as she stands before Nougie and Kirk. "Denice?", questions Nougie. "What's with the gun?" "It's my life insurance policy, now hand the memo over". "We were gonna tell you and cut you in on the news, honest", says Kirk. "Go Jerk yourself Captain Jerk" says Denice. I was on to you both long ago when you questioned me about my job and what information I had. Well, just to let you know, Friday was my last day and I came up here today to drop off my key and clean out my desk and lo and behold I caught two burglars in action and had to shoot in self defense." "Please, please, please Denice, I won't say a thing, I was never here, I don't know anything", pleaded Kirk. "And I wasn't really gonna peak at your boobs, your nice big, round, perfect boobs". "SHUT UP KIRK-WAD" "I don't think you can pull that trigger Dencie. I don't think you got what it takes to take someone's life", Nougie says with confidence and arms folded across his chest. BANG! The gun shot sounded like a cannon, smoke filled the area and the smell of sulfer and gun powder hung in the air. Kirk grabs his chest, eyes as wide as half-dollars, he grunts, tightens his mouth, spins around and lands face down on the floor. "Well Nougie, how do you want it?" "It was Kirk's idea Denice, honest. I insisted on cutting you in". "My idea, that rotten liar", Kirk thinks to himself as he lays on the floor. "I hope my acting is convincing". Kirk practiced falling on the floor before today but you got to fall and hit the floor without putting your hands down. To do otherwise will not convince anyone that you had really been shot. "Damn that fall hurt", Kirk once again thinks to himself. "Wait Denice, Let's make a deal. I can make you a deal you can't refuse". "I'm listening Nougie". End of part V.