To: Joe Pirate who wrote (25456 ) 8/20/1998 10:57:00 PM From: Hubert Few Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 36349
OFF-TOPIC AND BEYOND! To Pirate (RATED:PGFAFT)<PRETTY GOOD FOR A FREAKIN' THURSDAY> >Punish!!!< Thus Spake Piratonimous....yes, the pillage is good in the remote land of Asynchronous Dilusionary Language. We of the kingdom of bits and bites do long for simpler times. Times when a "zip" drive referred to our "backup" devices, and not the "backup" to the "zip" drive of an oversexed frozen caveman monkey boy from some hick kingdom famous only for kickbacks from poultry producers.(damn son, put some commas in there whydoncha?) Ah....but tell us what you really think! Yes, as the internal dialect subsides, Monkey Boy is facing what those of character refer to as a paradox. A paradox is meaningful however only if one reflects on the MEANS rather than the END. And since a paradox is most aptly symbolized by the horizontal "8" to which there is no beginning or end, it is further in keeping with this infernal/internal/eternal example that MONKEY BOY FRIES IN ETERNAL HELL FOR HIS ACTS AGAINST HUMANITY!!! (well Ok, maybe Lewdwenchsky falls short of that) I am not talking about a simple impeachment process, I am suggesting that his fat ass be dragged down Mainstreet USA clothed in only his birthday suit! A fitting display of the "crooked man" being dragged the "crooked mile". (anatomical anomolies aside of course) But what of that my beloved Pirate, ours is a reality which bears not the close scrutiny of onlookers. On the next episode of "Building a Perfect Universe in 7 days or less" I will ask for a retainer up front as Chief Consultant to International Affairs. Oh yes, and I will have invested heavily in PAIR!!!! BUY_MO_PAIR!