To: MARK C. who wrote (22776 ) 8/21/1998 4:28:00 PM From: Patricia Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 50264
Uh-oh, Mark. Those look like fighting words ta me...be gentle E'!!! Chuck, Tri...happy vacations, must be nice to be able to take off whenever you want to...=) Patricia...(shoes off, ready for a nice, long, fun weekend) PS... Kinda quiet in DGIV land, so I'll pass this along to the fella's from Bonuchi...(ladies, this had to be written by a man!)Just so you will understand the "little woman" better: WOMEN'S ENGLISH... Yes = No (sometimes) No = Yes (again, sometimes) Maybe = No (always) I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. We need. = I want. It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later. We need to talk. = I need to complain. Sure, go ahead. = I don't want you to. I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs. Do you love me? = I did something you're really not going to like. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead. Nothing = Everything Everything = My PMS is acting up. Nothing, really. = It's just that you're such an asshole. ===================================================== MEN'S ENGLISH... I'm hungry. = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy. I'm tired. = I'm tired. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner. = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. Nice dress. = Nice cleavage. What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out-of-the-question. I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex? I love you. = Let's have sex now. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. =========================================================