To: David C. Burns who wrote (4 ) 8/22/1998 12:27:00 PM From: jmhollen Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 6
Save your Confederate Money boys,...hold what ya got - and buy on the lows; it's going to get better next week! Right now were in the throws of a Whiney-Ass-Liberal meltdown on Wall Street; that's all! The stock peddlers have the attention span of a 1st grader with A.D.D., so if anyone disrupts their cushy little BMW service schedule - they immediately run to the Hillary-bond peddlers for strokes and reassurance cuddles. Eventually 1-digit gains, and a bunch of angry investors, give them a little wake-up call! You see, left over from several REAL PRESIDENTS, we still have an Honorable and effective Military - whom are equipped with some really superior and super-acurate weaponry. They also have in hand the lessons that Korea's and VietNams are no longer acceptable; and that kicking terrorist butt is extremely effective! The CIA, FBI and NSC will keep the State-of-continual-crisis Department (div. of CNN) from screwing up too badly; because an outbreak of Anthrax or explosions here at home will result in a bureaucratic witch hunt that will make McCarthyism look like a church picnic! Oh yeah,..if anyone sees Herny Kissmyassinger anywhere near the joint - hopefully they'll shoot the sell-out artist on sight! If you will recall the Falklands, Quacky Qadaffi, Sadly Hussien, Manuel-wansumdope-Norriega, Entebbe, and the european Olympics situations; you don't talk to Terrorist Rectal Orifices - you listen, then watch, then ACT! You kick their tushies, smartly, right up between their shoulder blades, take away their money, and leave them to play in the sand with broken toys! Now the Clinton News Network and the New York Slimes will have to make their usual attempt to scare all of the small school children, little ol' ladies, NOW and the NEA; and, the talking-heads in Dizzy City will likewise bore everybody to tears with groundless speculation about matters about which they have no clue! You, however, armed with sound spirit and an intellect above that of the average of the talk show host, will quietly accumulate some more low cost shares. Wise move! Think about it! Even old Gen. George Armstrong Custer finally developed a healthy respect for the Tomahawk! And then there's Jay Leno and the other Hollyweird Personalities, who are forever going on about the RedEye! Heavens, even a lousy comedian knows that if you're going to Bomb, you might as well be Smart about it. Hang in there, things will get better (Monica and other na‹ve little girls are safe - Hillary's got Slick on a short leash). Of course - if your a glutton for punishment - you can always vote for Al Gore, and everything will really turn rosey (or is that....Red)!