I was given the following, which I am sure all you Amazombies are well familiarized with and no doubt the most ardent participants have received the illustrious character's wise answers, given their ardent support for this mythology stock.
ASK THE INDIAN: Customers will be able to ask the Indian a specific question in regards to their health or one of Amazon Natural Treasures 100% pure natural PhytogenicTM products either through use of their voice control or their keyboard. The Indian will answer them in his own voice while the text of his speech is being printed on the screen for easy downloading.
I wonder if the Indian has hypnotic powers too, by the tune of some of the posters, it appears that they themselves are "The Indian", or perhaps, they are a "wishful impersonation of same", or indeed, as pointed out they are mere soldiers of a hypnotized army of Amazombies !! What it is amazing (Amazonically speaking), is that without a shred of corroborating evidence, there are enough buffoons that are actually believing these incredible claims and actually "investing" in this mythical stock !!
Or could it be that part of those purchases are the deeds of the most ardent bishops of hype, and their cohorts, the mercenaries of momentum, ah, I enjoy all this, from a distance, human nature is truly a joy to observe.
The extent to which outrageous stories are told, believed by some, and exalted by greed....(nothing wrong with greed, so long one accepts the obvious risks).
These operettas are real masterpieces, the theory of the greater fool at its best..... and as always, there will always be the greatest fool of them all, holding the bag of carp, unable to find an even greater fool, as themselves in this charade, to unload their stinky bag-full upon said [now] vanished [greater] retard.
I wonder about this Indian, can you imagine, maybe they have a rogue Indian that has decided to take revenge upon the white man, and as our hero begins wielding "advice", he could get somehow creative.
Imagine a poor and unsuspecting prospect, once he determines that "The Indian" has gain his trust, he ventures into more intricate questions, bordering into his love/sex life and/or spiritual issues....
Surely, "The Indian" has a name as it would be rather rude, to keep addressing this character as merely, "The Indian", so let's call our computer generated native (Ugh!), the name of ... Running Carp
I wonder, given the fact that Running Carp is wielding medical advice from the Amazons, may be he is Doctor Running Carp (more like Witch Doctor really!)
I believe that these pack of wolves in hyena's clothing are expert at Chemical Wizardry, (maybe they should apply for the Nobel Prize in Chemistry), they can take the molecular structure of good money and convert it into molecular and nuclear caca.
In addition, the most Amazonian thing is they use ONLY NATURAL AMAZOMBIC PRODUCTS, like the "Touch of Nature" (TM) to achieve their task.
I wonder if the (TM), means Tales [for] Morons....
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.....
Z.
p.s. I wonder if the use of their Pito-logics is distilled from the cacarazzi of the most strange (and colorful) parrots of the Amazons. They sure sound that way !!
Ramble, ramble nonsense... Repeat, in unison, the same rubbish... Rumba, ramble, rubble... Ruaca, ruaca, caca, caca.....
Would Pito-logics (Tales [for] M,orons), allows the company officers/principals to re-structure the company in terms of the number of shares, character of same, etc. without approval of shareholders ?
If such is not the case, is there a record of the shareholder's meetings, and/or any other requirement to file with the SEC, to accomplish what has been said, or is this another case of the carrot forever ahead of the donkey, so the hyenas can keep on riding the donkey.... just a few more pennies more....
umbagla, gala, lalagagala, rumbalagala glalgaga la I wanna scalp another few pennies more umbagla, gala, lalagagala, Heee haw, heee haw, heee haw....
Samba Brasileira at its best !!!!
Don't forget!! Ask the Indian... er... Ask Running Carp!! |